== The Media Skew ==
Fertile weeds from the savage garden of the SF Gate newswires
Sad Sexless Texas Moms Who Hate Girls And Sex And Cookies
Some families are boycotting Thin Mints and Do-Si-Dos and other Girl Scout cookies. Troop 7527 is down to just two members after the other girls were withdrawn by their parents. And Brownie Troop 7087 is no more. The furor was started a few weeks ago by the leader of the hilariously ignorant anti-abortion group Pro-Life Waco, who sent out e-mails and ran ads on a Christian radio station urging people to boycott Girl Scout cookies because of the "cozy relationship" between the Girl Scouts and Planned Parenthood. Parents were upset to learn that the local Girl Scout organization had given a "woman of distinction award" last year to a PP exec. And they were disturbed to find out that the Girl Scouts has been giving its endorsement for years to a Planned Parenthood sex-ed program in which girls and boys are given literature on homosexuality, masturbation and condoms. "It's not that we're a bunch of activists. We're just a bunch of moms who care about their kids," oozed Lisa Aguilar, who took her 10-year-old daughter out of her eight-member Girl Scout troop. "For us, it's the morality. Where is Girl Scouts going?" No, Lisa, that is not the question, honeybunches. The real question is, how does it feel to have the sexual/spiritual IQ of a small rutabaga, and what sort of sad and therapy-bound and miserable and sexually inept child are you right now raising, and why did the universe ever allow you to breed in the first place, and is it just for our amusement, and isn't the damn country plenty packed already with prissy sanctimonious sexless moms who wouldn't know a Hitachi Magic Wand from a hand blender, and if you don' trust Planned Parenthood to give safe, good info about masturbation, where do you think you're daughter is going to get it, dear? That's right, lesbians. Hardcore fisting-fetishist dykes. From San Francisco. With pierced nipples. Run and hide, Lisa. Run and hide.
By Mark Morford - morningfix@sfgate.com